W3RP - The Little Boat..
..Is taken out for a little walk up river today:
Jonny floating back the mornings haul
Mooring the boats alongside one another the night before the low tide is essential to being able to reach the central ‘shingle’ part of the river. Everything else in the river is “mud up to your elbows”, or “completely stuck send help”. Once he’s in the middle, sporting his sexy waders, Jonny pulls along the Little Boat W3RP (Rigid Ranger) to collect the following amounts of debris:
An interesting gas canister/fire extinguisher
47 million trolleys
16 thousand bazillion traffic cones
Parts of the traffic light system from the Old Red Bridge Neverending Roadworks
Several hundred metal things that look like bed frames but are actually from the Old Red Bridge Neverending Roadworks
Road Signs with various instructions that clearly the world functions well enough without
A cupla Stereo HiFi Systems (not tested but probably unusable)
Couple more traffic cones (perhaps from the roadworks? One might wonder!)
Trolley
Trolleys
𝚂̶𝚊̶𝚏̶𝚎̶𝚝̶𝚢̶ ̶𝙳̶𝚎̶𝚙̶𝚘̶𝚜̶𝚒̶𝚝̶ ̶𝙱̶𝚘̶𝚡̶ ̶𝚌̶𝚘̶𝚗̶𝚝̶𝚊̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚐̶ ̶𝙻̶𝚊̶𝚛̶𝚐̶𝚎̶ ̶𝙱̶𝚎̶𝚓̶𝚎̶𝚠̶𝚎̶𝚕̶𝚕̶𝚎̶𝚍̶ ̶𝙲̶𝚛̶𝚘̶𝚠̶𝚗̶
Go Cart (Mot expired)
Almost Ridable Bike
67 more bikes or parts of bikes
Mud
Not all of this fits onto the Little Boat as it’s quite, little. But Jonny did a sterling job and didn’t even fall over, although he did have a hairy moment when the boat tried to float back on it’s own because he threatened it with “just one more cone”.
Here are some more nice pictures:
Christ carries his cross to Golgotha.
I gaze direct into the Hellmouth. I have no fear! Also, I want that bike
That’s a lot of shit
Back to HQ to move the shit from W3RP to The Saucy Jack
Attaching floatation devices to the deepest buried trolleys in the world. How many tides will it take to pull them out? Now taking bets for TrolleyFloat 2021. Email SeaNet.Heritage@gmail.com for odds